Sasquatch Shredder Hat highlight-attached-ear-tag If it had a red

If it had a red tag on it

One ticket to your nearest not-so-near beach house

Match your skeleton jumpsuit

But that doesn't mean you have to shy away from making a feathery fashion statement

Then wrap your wings around a pile of candy and swoop off into the night

Sasquatch Shredder Hat highlight-attached-ear-tag If it had a redIts happened again. Theres been another sighting. It was Sasquatch, but this time he passed by so quickly we were even more uncertain it was the elusive Bigfoot himself. Theres only one explanation here: he was on wheels! Call it a tall tale, but we see no other option than roller skates, and we just see him more as a skateboard kinda guy. Tell the totally true, scientifically backed tale in the Sasquatch Shredder hat.